And When you are as old a s Kevin, friends think you need many practical items to weather the ages.
These are a few of the essentials when you turn 40...
A whistle to blow , when the help wanted sign just isn't getting the point across.
A back scrubber to reach all the places you can't anymore
A Hazard cone, when you've fallen and can't get up
Swim Cap: don't want to mess up the few brown hairs he has left, by the wind on the boat.
A personal Floatation device, hold up the spare tire he's going to grow.
A magnifying sheet, when the glasses aren't getting the job done
A horn to call out for help
A poop scoop for those little accidents, functions you used to be able to control.
Ring pull Can opener, cause you might not be strong enough to pop a top.
On over sized pill box, for all the pills your going to need to stay healthy.
Crazy OLD Fish war game, when you need a game to play on your own
Where's BALDO hair growing pills
Old Power MEdication made 100% super prunes
Vitamin C-nile Contains remeberall
Jumbo Cards for the bad eye sight
and a strap for the glasses, so you can only forget them around your neck.
So we had a little fun with Kdog on his Birthday, so everyone must remember that he is 39 forever. He can't wait tell you are all 39 together! Won't that be a party!
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